Star date 288306016, Yaptain's log / Y! Moving Back in Time

"OK! Everybody with a beautiful mind had said 'No to WAR' What went wrong then?. We did not start the fire. You guys tried to change our regime."  The chief Ambassador from Xahudia was shouting out load.

She was totally right. We had virtually invaded all aspects of their society. These were quite peaceful nation who did not even had a tribe fight in their recorded history, leave alone War of Nations and Civilizations. I was waiting for an official report to be announced "LIVE" UniWide*. Chloe, from Ohio/ZB was broadcasting. This technique was developed throughout late 25th earth century. She was trying to remove wrinkles from her short mini PINK skirt. What a degenerated race we are. We had already commercialized everything including "Dear Abby".

"Dear Audiance,
This is a great time in history, In Zaman Bozorg East. All races are considered Citizens and considered as one against the law.A new Book is being written in all known Knewman languages. Startlogic and Microsoft are added to trusted sites. No communication is No longer tabbed by No Federal Agency. Please do not be alarmed. The Firewalls are being lifted one by one. All zones are defined as Secure. Identified Unfrosted zones are being targeted by the Federations' Hi-Beams. 
 

Sorry for the little Commercial" . Life in space a'int so cheap. Now we can make our own Gama, Although multi-nationals are taking Xrockian  cities, they apparently freak out. Now I needed a young, beautiful Xuru. This project had been going on since ancient times among book people. It is an angel that beautifies the world with colors and love. We had lost our ability to communicate since that Mr. King Xamrood built the tower. (this is not related to wtc and 7-11 4th street and Main.). The atmosphere has been tense among corporate America. What if your ISP or Host is a republican. There's no way we can talk English to a red neck. To us, how they looked was exactly how we would look at Hiroshi. Strange small people with white hair!

Now, the question is why, in times we wonder, if we believe in superior powers or not and if they are good to us ! them. Good News: There's going to be no more bad news. 6.09 GMT. Every moment of your life you're being monitored and you call it Xuropean Dream? What did you guys eat before going to bed?
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