WEBISODE II

Summary: The space age has arrived.  Perceiving that cheesy characters in their tight suits will last long in a dimension where science and teamwork is the essence may be wrong. Therefore with a taste of satire and some ethical messages, a new crew in their pajamas and slippers explores the dark side of the universe. It's all about fiction.

 


WEBISODE I

Yaptain's Log: Solar Date 840420 "Million miles under space"

... Summer days on earth have become so unbearable. Overpopulation on top of Global warming feels so suffocating that we decided to gather the crew and their kids and family for a vacation on planet Chaloos202 in Andromeda where we could at least cool off a bit. While preparing for the flight I was dealing with the same question :"Where is the center of the universe?" Before taking off at dawn lots of yelling and shouting was going on because someone's wife wanted to bring a bathroom sink together.  The new PeykanTrax starship is filled with new gadgets such as odor-meter and Alt-view mirrors but the best of all is the noiseless hybrid engine and the mpx-player with an excellent surround system. While passing the stratosphere the air was filled with some chess-tam, chess-tam. "Can you hear it? Some idiots halting the production of our first national spaceship despite market demand."

Watching the earth becoming smaller you feel sorry for this once blue planet being ripped apart by greedy humans. The earth we're living, like other solar planets circles the sun. The solar system is moving inside the Milky Way. And all galaxies are turning inside a system we believe is the universe. Through our mission in time and space we find out that this universe is just one dimension of the material existence which consists of energy and mass as explained by basic physics. In this system time is an assumed phenomenon that in fact does not have any existence of its own  Just like a fourth vector of physical dimension, our material universe is like a tiny particle in another system we can call Alam. To understand the situation we have to imagine our solar system in the scale of nucleus and electrons of an atom. That's how UIE designed everything. Human being is yet to understand that our life is just a journey inside a tiny blue bottle. The trick is that life is designed in the form of a game starting with birth and when the game is over for one player, life itself goes on somewhere else because life itself just like UIE is eternal. Only through a deep shock like free falling with no parachute, when we encounter death while living we may understand how our years of life can pass in seconds in front of our eyes.

After a while the earth becomes a fading point far away, revealing the insignificance of our lives in some ways. Everything may disappear one day in a blast or quake. All the tall buildings and roads and dams and farms and whatever we have accumulated throughout centuries. The only thing that remains is our deeds. Mankind is self-centered. That's exactly where the center of the universe might be. When we close our eyes and notice that everything is actually happening inside our heads somehow. But how come the signs we see lately are so very clear. It's because the soul is the means we can communicate with UIE if we open our hearts Apart from the possibility that it's "the end of time" for earth, UIE may be giving us a last chance to pull ourselves together. Remembering  that Pompeii was a recorded event in history very similar to an event in the Bible and Quran. And that Atlantis although a myth can teach us many lessons as does Noah's vessel. Gitmo sinners disrespecting the "Words of God" should be punished in public and repent. Otherwise a whole nation might be punished as happened in Afghans in the case of Osama. One thing is for sure and that is we can not stand the heat of a lighter or a candle, so how can we deal with the constant pain in hell. Is that a big risk or what?

Dodging comets at high speed, honking horns to other commercial ships passing by we enter another whirlpool of absurdities. Waking up to the same paradox of which event in the past was a dream, we warp away into the future.

*** End of Transmission ***

 

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